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Cringe Leaderboard

The top of this list is not a place to be proud of. And yet.

1
Sterling Profitmargin
Founder & Chief Grindset Officer at Hustle Harder Industries
99
2
Chad Ironpenis
Alpha Male Success Coach
98
3
Brad Ironpitt
Founder, CEO & Chief Everything Officer at Ironpitt Ventures
97
4
Bryce Techbro
Head of AI Synergies at NeuralPivot
95
5
Chet Thunderhill
Chief Vibes Officer at Synergetix
94
6
Preston Fireat25
Retired at 25, Will Not Stop Mentioning It
93
7
Penny Peoplefirst
Chief People Officer at Layoffs Inc.
92
8
Crystal Manifestor
Manifestation Coach & 7 Figure Energy Healer
91
9
Rex Firedollar
Managing Director of Hostile Takeovers
90
10
Trevor Tenxfounder
Founder & 10x Engineer Who Has Never Coded
90
11
Gary Conferencecaller
VP of Synergistic Alignment
89
12
Brenda Spreadsheet
Director of KPIs & Emotional Unavailability at Numbers Co.
88
13
Colette Authenticleader
Author, "Lead With Radical Authentic Vulnerability" (Unreleased)
88
14
Harrison Polywork
Fractional Everything, 5 Jobs at Once
87
15
Mckenzie Optimized
Head of Mindset Operations at GrowthMindset.io
86
16
Vance Cashmoney
VP of Win Win Win Scenarios at Apex Capital
85
17
Declan Growthhacker
Head of Growth, Cold Email Enthusiast
85
18
Buffy Trustfund
Angel Investor & Founder Advocate
84
19
Quinn Agilecoach
Principal Scrum Master & Agile Shaman
83
20
Oscar Podmaster
Founder, Engagement Pod for Founders
83
21
Tad Microdose
Chief Psychedelic Officer at Third Eye Capital
82
22
Zoe Momtrepreneur
Momtrepreneur, Building an Empire During Naptime
82
23
Stacey Greenjuice
Wellness Synergist & Smoothie Consultant
81
24
Whitney Headhunter
Senior Talent Acquisition Ninja Rockstar Guru
80
25
Brock Hardbody
Founder & Spiritual Athlete at Hardbody Holdings
79
26
Monica Empirebuilder
Franchise Empire Builder, 14 Locations and Counting
78
27
Dakota Synergy
Head of Cultural Alignment at Vibe Capital
77
28
Moonbeam Starchild
Astrologist for Startups
76
29
Skye Cloudnative
Cloud Shaman & DevOps Witch at Ethereal Systems
74
30
Jaxxon Timepiece
Chief Watch Officer & Horological Influencer
71
31
Farrah Quietquit
Boundaries Enjoyer, Formerly Overachiever
68
32
Rajeet Ringtone
New Grindstone Enjoyer
13
33
Rajeet Ringtone
Microsoft Certified Technician
8