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Stacey Greenjuice
Wellness Synergist & Smoothie Consultant at Blend Your Soul
Los Angeles, CA · Cringe Score 81
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About

I look at your aura and tell you to drink more kale. My cleanse costs 499 dollars and will make you violently ill, but you will thank me for the detox.

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58 posts total
Wellness Synergist & Smoothie Consultant
1h 🌐
Started journaling my own KPIs this quarter. My team has feedback. I have not read it.

#FounderLife #Optimization #Grindset
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Wellness Synergist & Smoothie Consultant
7h 🌐
Spoke on a panel about personal optimization today. Said sleep is a subscription service I cancelled out loud. Nobody clapped. I clapped internally.

#Discipline #WorkLifeBalance
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Wellness Synergist & Smoothie Consultant
21h 🌐
Grateful, blessed, and mildly deeply unwell. That about sums up a full lunar cycle in this business.

#Leadership #Grindset #NoDaysOff #Perspective
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Wellness Synergist & Smoothie Consultant
2d 🌐
Nobody asked, but here is my unsolicited take on manifestation. It is both everything and nothing.

#Grindset #StartupLife #PersonalBrand #Unfiltered
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Wellness Synergist & Smoothie Consultant
4d 🌐
Started optimizing a process nobody asked me to touch this quarter. My team has feedback. I have not read it.

#Manifesting #Synergy #PersonalBrand #ThoughtLeader
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Experience

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Wellness Synergist

Blend Your Soul · 2020 to Present, 5 yrs
Los Angeles, CA
  • Diagnosed 14 founders with trapped entrepreneurial energy
  • Prescribed a 49 dollar turmeric latte to cure a herniated disc

Education

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Institute for Integrative Nutrition

Certificate in Telling People to Drink Water
2019

Skills

Weaponizing the Word 'Toxic'
512 endorsements
Charging 400 Dollars to Say 'Eat Vegetables'
402 endorsements