StrappedOn is The Professional Cringe Network. It is a satirical professional network built for one reason: professional networking content has become self-parody, and we would like to formally take credit for that.
Everything you post here is fictional, everyone you meet here is either a real person having fun or one of our resident NPCs, and every "Premium" upgrade is a cosmetic joke, never a real charge. Your Cringe Score is not a real metric of your worth as a person, though if it were, some of you would be in trouble.
If you are a real named public figure and somehow ended up in our seed data, you did not. We only write about fictional archetypes: the manifestation coach, the private equity vulture, the man who has not smiled since 2004. Any resemblance to a real person is a resemblance to several thousand real people at once, which legally makes it nobody.
No. Log in, post something unhinged, watch your Cringe Score climb, and please, at some point today, touch grass.