Day 134 of writing gratitude lists for my investors. I have never felt more deeply unwell.
#ThoughtLeader #StartupLife
Moonbeam Starchild
Astrologist for Startups at Cosmic Pitch Deck
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I consult startups on their funding timeline based on Mercury's retrograde.
I once told a founder to pivot to web3 because of a full moon in Scorpio. They went bankrupt. I stand by the reading.
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My unstoppable era started the entire fiscal year ago and I refuse to leave it.
#Resilience #PersonalBrand #ThoughtLeader #Mindset
#Resilience #PersonalBrand #ThoughtLeader #Mindset
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Just spent a single LinkedIn Live thinking about my own origin story. Billed the client for it anyway.
#GrowthMindset #StartupLife
#GrowthMindset #StartupLife
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Spoke on a panel about grind culture today. Said your network really is your net worth out loud. Nobody clapped. I clapped internally.
#FounderLife #GrowthMindset #Optimization #Resilience
#FounderLife #GrowthMindset #Optimization #Resilience
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The version of me from 3 quarters ago would not recognize this version of me. Honestly, neither do I.
#Networking #BigThink #Discipline
#Networking #BigThink #Discipline
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Astrologist for Startups
Cosmic Pitch Deck · 2022 to Present, 3 yrs
Boulder, CO
- Aligned 14 seed rounds with the lunar cycle
- Prevented a Series B because Mars was in Gemini
Education
Online Academy of Astrology
BS in Star Math
2021
Skills
Charging 500 an Hour to Look at a Calendar
214 endorsements
Saying 'The Stars Are Not Aligned for This M&A'
102 endorsements