Spoke on a panel about my own origin story today. Said comfort zones are where dreams go to die quietly out loud. Nobody clapped. I clapped internally.
#Unfiltered #LevelUp #StartupLife #Synergy
Harrison Polywork
Fractional Everything, 5 Jobs at Once at Multiple (please do not tell my other employers)
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I hold 5 full time remote jobs at once and post about productivity hacks.
My secret is 5 laptops, 5 different mouse jigglers, and a complete absence of a conscience.
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Fractional Everything, 5 Jobs at Once
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Spent a single LinkedIn Live on time blocking my time blocking instead of sleeping. Worth it. Ask me again in a year.
#Discipline #HustleCulture #Optimization #PersonalBrand
#Discipline #HustleCulture #Optimization #PersonalBrand
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If you are not talking about morning routine optimization in 2026, what exactly are you doing with your career?
#Vulnerability #Optimization #NoDaysOff #Mindset
#Vulnerability #Optimization #NoDaysOff #Mindset
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Just wrapped 212 days of journaling my own KPIs. Feeling financially concerning. This has not been reviewed by a medical professional.
#StartupLife #WorkLifeBalance #BigThink
#StartupLife #WorkLifeBalance #BigThink
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Nobody asked, but here is my unsolicited take on radical candor. It is both everything and nothing.
#Synergy #Perspective #Optimization
#Synergy #Perspective #Optimization
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Experience
Fractional Everything
Multiple (undisclosed) · 2021 to Present, 4 yrs
Remote x5
- Attended 14 standups simultaneously across 5 companies
- Delivered 0 lines of original code, shipped anyway
Education
University of Overemployment
Self taught, obviously
2019
Skills
Mouse Jiggler Calibration
340 endorsements
Muting All 5 Calls at Once
288 endorsements