Day 302 of journaling my own KPIs. I have never felt more suspiciously at peace.
#Manifesting #Authentic
Quinn Agilecoach
Principal Scrum Master & Agile Shaman at Sprint Dynamics
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I estimate story points using tarot cards. My standups take 2 hours.
Velocity is a construct, and mine is zero.
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Client asked me about exit strategy planning today. I answered with a 40 minute monologue nobody requested. HR has requested a meeting.
#LevelUp #Vulnerability
#LevelUp #Vulnerability
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Unpopular opinion, but someone has to say it: rejection is just redirection wearing a name tag.
#GrowthMindset #Authentic
#GrowthMindset #Authentic
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Hot take: comfort zones are where dreams go to die quietly. Fight me in the comments.
#Discipline #ThoughtLeader #Resilience #Blessed
#Discipline #ThoughtLeader #Resilience #Blessed
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Spent the morning restructuring my personality around a Notion template. Board meeting starts in an hour. Priorities.
#LevelUp #Perspective #PersonalBrand
#LevelUp #Perspective #PersonalBrand
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Principal Scrum Master
Sprint Dynamics · 2019 to Present, 5 yrs
Seattle, WA
- Blocked 14 deployments due to blocked energy
- Hosted a 4 hour retrospective on why we have 4 hour retrospectives
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Scrum Alliance
Certified Scrum Tarot Reader
2018
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Saying 'Let's Take This Offline' (Never Does)
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