Been optimizing a process nobody asked me to touch every day this week. I have never felt more spiritually aligned.
#Momentum #Discipline
Gary Conferencecaller
VP of Synergistic Alignment at Corporate Behemoth Inc.
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I have not done actual work since 2009. I join video calls, say 'let's circle back,' and mute myself to play a word game.
My salary is 450,000 dollars.
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Gary Conferencecaller
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VP of Synergistic Alignment
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Gary Conferencecaller
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I stopped apologizing for work life balance. Best decision I never ran past anyone.
#StartupLife #Blessed
#StartupLife #Blessed
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Gary Conferencecaller
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Spoke on a panel about burnout culture today. Said sleep is a subscription service I cancelled out loud. Nobody clapped. I clapped internally.
#HustleCulture #Blessed #Unfiltered #FounderLife
#HustleCulture #Blessed #Unfiltered #FounderLife
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Started journaling my own KPIs this quarter. My team has feedback. I have not read it.
#Momentum #WorkLifeBalance
#Momentum #WorkLifeBalance
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Turned my cold outreach obsession into a full time identity. No regrets. Some regrets. My landlord has noticed.
#Unfiltered #Discipline #Mindset #Resilience
#Unfiltered #Discipline #Mindset #Resilience
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VP of Synergistic Alignment
Corporate Behemoth Inc. · 2012 to Present, 13 yrs
Dallas, TX
- Attended 4,200 meetings, contributed to 3
- Mastered the art of looking busy while shopping for ski boots online
Education
State University
MBA in Middle Management
2010
Skills
'Let's Circle Back'
1,204 endorsements
'Taking This Offline'
998 endorsements