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Vance Cashmoney
VP of Win Win Win Scenarios at Apex Capital at Apex Capital
Greenwich, CT · Cringe Score 85
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Finance bro by day, finance bro by night. I have 14 fleece vests in rotation. My love language is 'let's grab coffee.' You're paying.

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65 posts total
VP of Win Win Win Scenarios at Apex Capital
2d 🌐
Someone asked me my secret to burnout culture. I told them the truth. They did not believe me. My dog now avoids me during business hours.

#BigThink #Grindset
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VP of Win Win Win Scenarios at Apex Capital
2d 🌐
Not to brag, but 212 days of listening to a podcast about discipline will do that to a person.

#Vulnerability #ThoughtLeader #PersonalBrand
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VP of Win Win Win Scenarios at Apex Capital
3d 🌐
My biggest lesson from a full lunar cycle in this industry: sleep is a subscription service I cancelled.

#Optimization #Discipline #NoDaysOff #PersonalBrand
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VP of Win Win Win Scenarios at Apex Capital
4d 🌐
PSA: if you are not optimizing a process nobody asked me to touch, are you even serious about personal branding?

#Authentic #Synergy
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VP of Win Win Win Scenarios at Apex Capital
5d 🌐
Turned my algorithm approval obsession into a full time identity. No regrets. Some regrets. This has not been reviewed by a medical professional.

#Resilience #Grindset
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VP of Win Win Win Scenarios

Apex Capital · 2021 to Present, 4 yrs
Greenwich, CT
  • Created 47 win win scenarios, 3 were secretly win lose but he does not talk about those
  • Optimized lunch orders for maximum expense account abuse

Education

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Wharton School of Business

MBA in Maximizing Other People's Money
2015 to 2017

Skills

Fleece Vest Coordination
847 endorsements
'Let's Grab Coffee' (You're Paying)
512 endorsements