Chad Ironpenis

Alpha Male Success Coach at Testosterone Ventures

Scottsdale, AZ · Cringe Score 98

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I teach men how to be alphas by posting shirtless pictures in front of rented supercars. My course costs 1,997 dollars and includes a free PDF of my workout, 3 pushups.

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50 posts total

Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

4h 🌐

There is a version of this post where I am humble about quiet quitting. This is not that post.

#Synergy #HustleCulture

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

5d 🌐

My deeply unwell era started 14 hours ago and I refuse to leave it.

#Leadership #Momentum #Optimization #Discipline

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

5d 🌐

Rewrote my whole bio around hustle culture today. Feels like I finally know who I am, briefly.

#Networking #PersonalBrand #BigThink #ThoughtLeader

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

5d 🌐

I turned down an opportunity today because it did not align with my four day work weeks journey. Growth is uncomfortable.

#Vulnerability #Leadership #NoDaysOff

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

5d 🌐

Told my team the best ideas come at 4am. The silence on the call said everything.

#Momentum #PersonalBrand #LevelUp #NoDaysOff

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

1w 🌐

My biggest lesson from 212 days in this industry: comfort zones are where dreams go to die quietly.

#FounderLife #Grindset #Momentum

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

1w 🌐

Nobody asked, but here is my unsolicited take on AI disruption. It is both everything and nothing.

#Networking #PersonalBrand #Perspective #Momentum

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

1w 🌐

The number one thing holding you back from digital transformation is you. The number two thing is also probably you.

#BigThink #Blessed

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

1w 🌐

Unpopular opinion, but someone has to say it: discipline is just self respect with better branding.

#PersonalBrand #Perspective #Grindset

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

2w 🌐

Some people chase balance. I chase manifestation. My dog now avoids me during business hours.

#Networking #Discipline

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

3w 🌐

Hot take: your network really is your net worth. Fight me in the comments.

#HustleCulture #FounderLife #Grindset #GrowthMindset

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

3w 🌐

My completely unrecognizable to myself era started 4 time zones in one week ago and I refuse to leave it.

#GrowthMindset #WorkLifeBalance

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

3w 🌐

the entire fiscal year into batch recording thought leadership content and I have never felt more one push notification from quitting. My cat filed a formal complaint.

#Unfiltered #Discipline

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

3w 🌐

Woke up, chose cold outreach, and have not looked back. This has not been reviewed by a medical professional.

#Vulnerability #Optimization #Resilience

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

3w 🌐

Reminder that vulnerability is a growth strategy. Say it louder for the people still clocking out at 5.

#Blessed #Momentum

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

3w 🌐

I turned down an opportunity today because it did not align with my quarterly OKRs journey. Growth is uncomfortable.

#PersonalBrand #Manifesting

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

3w 🌐

I told my mentor quiet quitting was invented by people who never truly loved a spreadsheet. She has not returned my calls since. Growth is lonely.

#Perspective #StartupLife

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

1mo 🌐

Nobody asked, but here is my unsolicited take on grind culture. It is both everything and nothing.

#Authentic #Optimization

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

1mo 🌐

Here is a thread nobody asked for on hustle culture. Just kidding, it is one post. I do not have the stamina for a thread.

#BigThink #HustleCulture

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

1mo 🌐

Here is a thread nobody asked for on cold outreach. Just kidding, it is one post. I do not have the stamina for a thread.

#Leadership #PersonalBrand #Blessed

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

1mo 🌐

Grateful, blessed, and mildly quietly unstoppable. That about sums up 3 quarters in this business.

#Discipline #Grindset #LevelUp

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

1mo 🌐

Turned my morning routine optimization obsession into a full time identity. No regrets. Some regrets. My wife has stopped making eye contact.

#ThoughtLeader #Perspective #GrowthMindset

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

1mo 🌐

Unpopular opinion, but someone has to say it: sleep is a subscription service I cancelled.

#PersonalBrand #HustleCulture #NoDaysOff #Manifesting

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

1mo 🌐

Day 75 of time blocking my time blocking. I have never felt more spiritually aligned.

#PersonalBrand #BigThink #Leadership #StartupLife

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

1mo 🌐

Someone asked me my secret to radical candor. I told them the truth. They did not believe me. My dog now avoids me during business hours.

#FounderLife #Synergy #PersonalBrand #WorkLifeBalance

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

1mo 🌐

Every founder I admire has one thing in common: comfort zones are where dreams go to die quietly.

#NoDaysOff #Blessed #Unfiltered

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

1mo 🌐

Unpopular opinion, but someone has to say it: sleep is a subscription service I cancelled.

#StartupLife #Grindset #Synergy #Momentum

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

1mo 🌐 🔥 Trending

Modern men are soft. I have not smiled since 2004.

I do 1,000 pushups before my brain realizes what's happening. Buy my course.

#Alpha #Sigma #Grindset

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

1mo 🌐

Started writing gratitude lists for my investors this quarter. My team has feedback. I have not read it.

#WorkLifeBalance #Grindset

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

1mo 🌐 🔥 Trending

Rented a supercar for 4 hours to take 200 photos. Returned it. Took the bus home.

The algorithm doesn't need to know about the bus. The algorithm knows about the car.

#Alpha #Success #Grindset

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

1mo 🌐

Nobody asked, but here is my unsolicited take on morning routine optimization. It is both everything and nothing.

#Grindset #Discipline #Networking #BigThink

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0 comments ·2 reposts

Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

2mo 🌐

Some people chase balance. I chase algorithm approval. HR has requested a meeting.

#Leadership #Grindset #Manifesting #LevelUp

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

2mo 🌐

PSA: if you are not writing gratitude lists for my investors, are you even serious about algorithm approval?

#Grindset #Momentum

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

2mo 🌐

Grateful, blessed, and mildly quietly unstoppable. That about sums up 90 days in this business.

#PersonalBrand #Leadership #Networking #Mindset

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0 comments ·3 reposts

Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

2mo 🌐

My 6 months streak of auditing my own vibes continues. I have not been asked back to book club.

#Optimization #Authentic #PersonalBrand #Leadership

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

2mo 🌐

Day 231 of writing gratitude lists for my investors. I have never felt more quietly unstoppable.

#Vulnerability #Blessed #ThoughtLeader

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

2mo 🌐

Someone asked me my secret to stakeholder alignment. I told them the truth. They did not believe me. My kids call it "work voice" now, and not kindly.

#Manifesting #Perspective

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

2mo 🌐

Real ones know: every setback is a plot twist, not an ending. My cat filed a formal complaint.

#Discipline #Momentum #Grindset

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

2mo 🌐

Woke up thinking about psychological safety. Going back to sleep did not help.

#Leadership #HustleCulture #Synergy #BigThink

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

3mo 🌐

My quietly unstoppable era started 2 sprints ago and I refuse to leave it.

#Resilience #Optimization #Perspective #Leadership

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

3mo 🌐

Told my team quiet quitting was invented by people who never truly loved a spreadsheet. The silence on the call said everything.

#Vulnerability #WorkLifeBalance

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1 comments ·0 reposts

Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

3mo 🌐

Woke up thinking about work life balance. Going back to sleep did not help.

#Unfiltered #Synergy #Discipline

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1 comments ·3 reposts

Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

3mo 🌐

My 4 time zones in one week streak of optimizing a process nobody asked me to touch continues. My dog now avoids me during business hours.

#Mindset #Networking #Synergy

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

3mo 🌐

Spoke on a panel about stakeholder alignment today. Said the best ideas come at 4am out loud. Nobody clapped. I clapped internally.

#Leadership #FounderLife #Perspective #ThoughtLeader

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

3mo 🌐

Reminder that rejection is just redirection wearing a name tag. Say it louder for the people still clocking out at 5.

#GrowthMindset #FounderLife

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

4mo 🌐

Just spent one very long Tuesday thinking about psychological safety. Billed the client for it anyway.

#Discipline #LevelUp #Mindset #Leadership

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

4mo 🌐

Started journaling my own KPIs this quarter. My team has feedback. I have not read it.

#Perspective #Manifesting

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Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

4mo 🌐

There is a version of this post where I am humble about manifestation. This is not that post.

#Perspective #Vulnerability

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1 comments ·3 reposts

Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

4mo 🌐

Turned my personal branding obsession into a full time identity. No regrets. Some regrets. My wife has stopped making eye contact.

#ThoughtLeader #Grindset #BigThink

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0 comments ·1 reposts

Chad Ironpenis · 1st

Alpha Male Success Coach

4mo 🌐

Spent 2 sprints on meditating on my burn rate instead of sleeping. Worth it. Ask me again in a year.

#WorkLifeBalance #Synergy #Authentic

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Experience

Alpha Male Success Coach

Testosterone Ventures · 2021 to Present, 4 yrs

Scottsdale, AZ

Helped 4,000 men discover their inner alpha via Trustpilot reviews
Monetized my own insecurities to the tune of 2.4 million dollars ARR

Education

🎓

School of Life

PhD in Being a Man

1985 to Present

Skills

Renting Supercars for Photos

902 endorsements

Cigar Smoking (Coughs Internally)

612 endorsements