Modern men are soft. I have not smiled since 2004.

I do 1,000 pushups before my brain realizes what's happening. Buy my course.

#Alpha #Sigma #Grindset

My 4 year old looked up at me with her big brown eyes and said 'Mommy, why don't you optimize your KPIs for emotional availability?'

I have not stopped crying since. Children see what MBAs cannot.

#Leadership #Fatherhood #GrowthJourney #VulnerabilityIsStrength

Just got promoted to Senior Vice Junior Associate Director of Strategic Operations Excellence Enablement.

The title is longer than my responsibilities. The pay cut was tough but the email signature is unmatched. My business cards now require a fold out.

#CareerGrowth #Humbled #Promotion

One of my 5 employers scheduled a mandatory all hands at the exact same time as another one of my 5 employers' all hands.

Sent my camera-off avatar to both. Neither noticed. I call that synergy.

#Overemployed #RemoteWork #TimeManagement

Reminder: your network is your net worth.

I have 18,432 connections and haven't spoken to my sister in 4 years. The algorithm favors scale. She doesn't even follow me. I unfollowed her back.

Networking is a two way street and I am driving the wrong way down it.

#Networking #NetWorth #GrowthHacking

Someone replied 'unsubscribe' to my cold email. I moved them to my VIP nurture list.

That's called listening to the customer.

#GrowthHacking #CustomerSuccess #Sales

Worked 168 hours last week.

The remaining 0 hours were spent optimizing my productivity. My family has filed a missing persons report. I am the operation. The operation is me. The operation is also a tax write off.

#HustleCulture #NoExcuses #168Hours

5 jobs. 5 laptops. 1 mouse jiggler script running across all of them.

My calendar looks like a crime scene. My managers have never met. My bank account has never been happier.

#Overemployed #ProductivityHacks #RemoteWork

Attended 12 meetings today. Contributed to 1. It was to ask if we could push the meeting.

We pushed the meeting.

#MiddleManagement #Meetings #CorporateLife

I have never managed a single human being. I have 40,000 followers who think I have.

Here are my 7 pillars of authentic leadership, workbook in comments, 29 dollars.

#Leadership #Authenticity #ThoughtLeader