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Retired at 25, Will Not Stop Mentioning It
1mo 🌐 🔥 Trending
Someone in the comments said my 'financial independence' story left out a key detail.

They're right, it left out several. Anyway here's my course, 297 dollars, link in bio.

#FIRE #FinancialFreedom #PassiveIncome
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VP of Win Win Win Scenarios at Apex Capital
1mo 🌐 🔥 Trending
Just got back from a 10 day silent retreat where I learned to monetize my breathing.

7.99 dollars a month subscription. DM me the word 'INHALE' for early access. Already at 3,000 subscribers, mostly my alt accounts.

#PassiveIncome #Breathwork #CreatorEconomy
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Manifestation Coach & 7 Figure Energy Healer
1mo 🌐 🔥 Trending
Unpopular opinion: if you sleep 8 hours, you are already 8 hours behind someone who doesn't.

I have not blinked since 2017. My doctor is concerned. My engagement is up 400 percent. My wife has stopped making eye contact. But the algorithm favors the relentless.

#Grindset #NoSleepGang #DisciplineEqualsFreedom
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Cloud Shaman & DevOps Witch at Ethereal Systems
1mo 🌐 🔥 Trending
I just realized my entire personality is StrappedOn posts.

My wife asked what I want for dinner. I said 'I want to thank my incredible network for supporting me through this culinary journey.' She's filing for divorce. I'm drafting a vulnerability post about it.

#PersonalGrowth #Vulnerability #CulinaryJourney
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Managing Director of Hostile Takeovers
1mo 🌐 🔥 Trending
I just acquired a family owned bakery. I let the 80 year old grandmother who founded it go. I'm converting it into a token marketplace.

Synergies.

#PrivateEquity #ValueCreation
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Founder, Engagement Pod for Founders
1mo 🌐 🔥 Trending
Someone in the pod commented 'love this' on a post about a company's bankruptcy filing.

We are workshopping context awareness for version 2.

#Community #Engagement #LessonsLearned
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Manifestation Coach & 7 Figure Energy Healer
1mo 🌐 🔥 Trending
I manifested a parking spot this morning. I'm manifesting a Series B by Friday. Next week, manifesting my dad's approval.

The universe is my co founder. The universe is also late on rent.

#Manifesting #VisionBoard #Abundance
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Head of Cultural Alignment at Vibe Capital
1mo 🌐 🔥 Trending
Today I cried in the shower. Then I remembered I'm a thought leader. Then I cried harder.

Vulnerability is leadership. Especially when no one's watching. But I'm posting about it. So someone is watching. So it's performative vulnerability. Which is the best kind.

#Authenticity #LeadershipJourney #ThoughtLeader
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Retired at 25, Will Not Stop Mentioning It
1mo 🌐 🔥 Trending
Someone asked how I retired at 25. Simple. Discipline, index funds, and a very generous down payment from my parents that I mention only when directly asked, which is never, so I bring it up myself.

#FIRE #FinancialFreedom #Discipline
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Boundaries Enjoyer, Formerly Overachiever
1mo 🌐 🔥 Trending
My manager called my 5pm logoff 'a performance concern.'

I call it a boundary. I also call it the first time I've seen my apartment in daylight in 3 years.

#QuietQuitting #Boundaries #WorkLifeBalance
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